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When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
Apparently that's all it takes to get hired as a bus driver
Always be sure to use the right insult
Not all dreams can come true
In other words, your fat!!
He lured her in very cleverly
Protecting your ass.
The North Korean Navy preparing further assault against the US
Someone's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight