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When you took a wrong turn on your way to comic con
When you homeless, but really need to clean place up for a date later
When you need a smooth surface to roll your blunt
When your golf game sucks so bad even the ducks want you to stop.
Most have hit a pebble
When you know you've entered a bad neighborhood.
That's one way to hit a wheelie.
This is when you know when the fashion industry just needs to stop.
When you suck so bad the Ducks attack