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When you know you've entered a bad neighborhood.
This is when you know when the fashion industry just needs to stop.
Payback for when you fed me 10mins late earlier.
I bet the bottom of her sheets look like Freddy Krueger attacked
The an televised congressional hearing with Mark Zuckerberg when they asked him to just be himself.
When the gas company wants to make sure they're getting the last drop out.
When you realize it may be time to clean the carpet.
When you realize your barbers not as good as they claim to be.
When she finds a plastic surgeon on Craigslist.