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When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
Perhaps they didn't think this one through
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
When you're trying to convince mom you have a boyfriend but you arrived alone.
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
Why didn't they tell me about this job in high school?
When you just got a new ride and your trying to show off, weather doesn't apply!
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do