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Thank goodness he doesn't actually look like that…
This generation doesn't understand MySpace, or AOL profiles
When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.
When you don't expect the new guy to last.
Sorry kids, Yogi doesn't want to share the toys or pool today.
Someone just doesn't get the message, they don't want him.
We have a match. Now when people call him a d*ckhead, they mean it.
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
Size doesn't matter