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When you don't expect the new guy to last.
The flat earth society is still trying to trick us into believing the earth is flat
I just can't get down with metal
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
I just can't bring myself to delete it, at least without 4 hours of continuous play
Pimpin' ain't easy when you this fly.
This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
And they say true love can't be found.
Bill, can you go change the middle light, it doesn't seem to be turning on.