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We have a match. Now when people call him a d*ckhead, they mean it.
When you think you life of the party
Hope she's not too drunk... when she gets here.
Who needs one of those expensive all-in-one remarks when you got this?
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
Bring them inside when it's cold
We have to bring him back
Some people are simply pathetic, here we have a top contender
"I really have to stop watching monster trucks"