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I hate when people leave carts all by themselves....
You know things are bad when they call Captain America!
You can always tell when the little girls come over
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
The question is, how many times before they needed the sticker?
When you really want everybody to know you smoke weed
When you're trying to adapt to the weather changing from summer to fall
When you cook them just perfectly, and you waited just long enough the inside wasn't lava...