Owned.com
Contact Advertising Privacy
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
Jim really meant it when he said he doesn't want any visitors...
And this is how long it takes to get a woman to climax when you're working with an Asian sized schlong
You just can't win with feminist...
When she's trying to give you hint all you're getting is a hand job...
When you're the only friend that hit puberty
Like my girlfriend. She lost it when I tried to put a sticker on.
Just when you think you're getting your life together
The stories the media doesn't tell you
NeverGoFullDerp
