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When you show her the proof that she isn't actually big boned using your 3-D printer.
When your child is simply uncontrollable.
Your tax-dollars at work... To confuse the hell out of you!
When you heated the breakfast so much, you had to graffiti your hatred
When you realize you're about to get the boot from your own company
When you see a picture of your bitch being sniffed by another dog.
When you accomplish one of your life goals. Stickers will be made!
When you tell her you're cooking her a nice meal.
That awkward moment you realize you're not as athletic as you originally thought.
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