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It suddenly became a dark Christmas
Every office has that one Christmas weirdo who overdoes it every year
How to make that reoccurring nightmare a sudden reality
When its okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant
When you vow to take your favorite food to death with you as a couple
Pimpin' ain't easy when you this fly.
Herning Boys Choir has the FIRE for Christmas in their Throats and Bellies
This is what happens when you tell your kids all their lives they can be anything.
You guys go ahead, I'll just stay here and make sure this bridge doesn't break