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When she says she has to go away for a while, but you're horny AF.
Quick, someone throw a spider on the floor and watch them run.
When life gives you lemons.
IDIOT forced to play down when his Bong arrives in front of his mom
How many of you would go into a blackout rage?
Every. Single. Time.
It's come to this? When do those spaceships to Mars leave?
When you have a sunflower seed addiction...
We have a match. Now when people call him a d*ckhead, they mean it.