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When the owner makes you clean your litter box for noms
It just doesn't look the same when guys do it
When that friend you can't stand asks you for some dap
When the ass is A okay
When you see it…
When the fire alarm goes off and Fido is trying to sleep
When her boyfriend comes through the kitty door early from window watching
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"