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Anytime I'm about to drop some real sh*t
Then it just sits there fermenting a plan with the rest of the accidentally discarded toothpaste to clog your drain
Every time I shave
Thou shalt judge
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
Apparently that's all it takes to get hired as a bus driver
Always be sure to use the right insult
Not all dreams can come true
In other words, your fat!!
NeverGoFullDerp
