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We can talk later, mom!
When you homeless, but really need to clean place up for a date later
Still works almost 20 years later.
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
Going to use this again later
My teacher once told me there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers. 2 months later she kicked me out of class and told me she's given up.
Still getting turnt up 2,000 yrs Later!
When you broke but have a date later on that night
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
NeverGoFullDerp
