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When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
If she's hot enough to I'll start growing my own agave plants
In 15 years she'll be doing the same thing for her cheating boyfriend
When she tells you if you can fix her truck she'll do wild things in the bed, but you don't have the right tools
When she says she's home alone but the parents will be home in 3 hours, but you have a flat
When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
she'll beat you up over thelast piece
When she says she's home alone but lives on a mountaintop
When there's a flood outside, but she says her parents aren't home...