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When you're a sh*tty musician, but you promised to play her love songs to win her over until you died...
Where your mom lies her head...
F*ck your Snapchat filter!
When you need to fix the big problems
I hate when people leave carts all by themselves....
You know things are bad when they call Captain America!
You can always tell when the little girls come over
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
NeverGoFullDerp
