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Home with bae... She's a nurse.
Plot Twist: She thinks it's the guy who keeps looking at her at work, so she bangs him in the bathroom.
Hope she's not too drunk... when she gets here.
My teacher once told me there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers. 2 months later she kicked me out of class and told me she's given up.
When its okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant
She knows where she's going in life
She's such a giver
He's in love, she's envious.
Nope, she's broke. Time to go buy a new one