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Lighting farts after eating Taco Bell... Don't do it!
Every Date EVER!
My circle of life...
Stephen Hawking left me paralyzed from laughter with that burn..
Ordering Nerf guns, let's see how this goes.
Move to China they said, It'll be fun... Nope.
So it's come to this... This is how I die.
Cody nailed it.
Never understood, if they're going to sit down anyway, why can't they put it down and lift it up when they get up?