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It was a trap.
Lighting farts after eating Taco Bell... Don't do it!
Move to China they said, It'll be fun... Nope.
So it's come to this... This is how I die.
Cody nailed it.
Never understood, if they're going to sit down anyway, why can't they put it down and lift it up when they get up?
Enemy threw a grenade, he ate it.
Man, Obama really made it hard for a black man to get work. Thanks Obama!
And it's always a fat guy next to some malnourished kid.