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When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
That's not what I expected at all
That's one way to avoid paying $10
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
"These boots were made for walking, that's just what I'll do"
He may be ugly but he's bad ass at pounding the skins, drum skins that is!
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
THE HORROR! Well, at least on most of the women's faces... A few dudes are checking to see if they have him beat!
That's how we math bro