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Some people still believe the USA didn't go to the moon
Perhaps that shirt wasn't that well thought out
Didn't this bug come out of the mummy's coffin?
I know I didn't spend that last night during the drinking binge
Clearly they didn't think this through
When you order fries around a bunch of girls who say they don't want any
Crying chicks be like, "the top didn't touch the ground"
When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"