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When you praise the lord, but know you heading to hell soon for all the sh*t you've done.
When her Tinder profile says horses turn her on...
It's an old picture of him, when someone stole his noms..
When you on a budget but want to expand the trailer
When you trying to spot that fine bitch across the way
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you got a poop while at the grocery store, but you still need groceries.
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
And they always show up the second you start doing something important.