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I would be waking up early...
When all else fails, read the directions...
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
When you forget your girl is still on your shoulders...
When that sudden realization hits you definitely are too fat.
When hipsters go camping.
When your phone knows that you need to get some
When you watch a motivational speech about achieving your goals, but your goals to be a puppy