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When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
Susan isn't a liar.
When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.
When you don't expect the new guy to last.
Sometimes you just don't realize until after a few steps.
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
Oops. Didn't realize the night was that sharp.
Pimpin' ain't easy when you this fly.
When Mexico heard the United States wasn't sending back children who hopped the border illegally