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When you tell her you're cooking her a nice meal.
When Patriotism turns you on.
You know you pushed your bikini top to the limits when you need a mountain climbing piece to keep it together
When you know you live in a bad neighborhood
Going to be an awkward situation when I walk out
When the rage is gone
When dating a redneck.
When you ran out of space on your non-porn hard drive
When the Ferris wheel reached the top Winnie the Pooh questioned was theme really worth it.