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When she keeps telling you how much she loves you, but you smell another cat on her breath.
When you know more about weed than your dealer does...
Yoga class and for you said, I'll be there!
When you're a sh*tty musician, but you promised to play her love songs to win her over until you died...
When you need to fix the big problems
You can always tell when the little girls come over
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
"You forgot to fill my bowl"