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When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
When you broke but have a date later on that night
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game
Every day I wake up ready to smash through my goals
That awkward moment when every single outfit looks exactly the same
When your dad's Gumby
This is what happens when you get too drunk after a concert
When thinking of how many ways you could kill yourself gets creative
When you ask for the Charlie Brown meets Pippi Longstocking