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When you're trying to adapt to the weather changing from summer to fall
When a couple starts arguing you gotta go, but the foods on point
When you praise the lord, but know you heading to hell soon for all the sh*t you've done.
Shadows telling who you truly are
You can almost feel the love in the room, almost.
When you trying to spot that fine bitch across the way
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you got a poop while at the grocery store, but you still need groceries.
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...