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And you're in a Hyundai
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
When you're illiterate but trying to get you're nut on
That awkward moment when you're the only one who thinks the water feels good, but it's freezing!
Just when you think you're about to lose faith in humanity, something like this happens
When you told her not to ask you to empty the pool again or there would be consequences.
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game
Calm ya tits. You're not special!
You're not funny, human!