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When life is, blah.
Why is it females legs suddenly become full of never-ending stamina when shopping?
Just when you think life is getting better
When you talked smash to the wrong office rivals.
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
I told her, I'm a grower not a shower
Every here and there she bends down and takes a bite
When you broke but have a date later on that night
When you're trying to get your rest on but still watch the game