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When your breath stinks and your cat wants to let you know no kisses are welcome
Who pays for your daytime drinking, you're welcome.
That awkward moment you realize you're famous.
When she says she has to go away for a while, but you're horny AF.
If you're over 30, you get it.
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Muslim invaders of Europe, they're ready for you.
And smile as if you're going to get one of them, even though you knew what you were getting before you even walked in the door
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