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You're not fooling me, Elijah Wood!
Muslim invaders of Europe, they're ready for you.
And smile as if you're going to get one of them, even though you knew what you were getting before you even walked in the door
The thing you're sitting at, smart ass!
When you're in college now but have a hard time growing up.
Sir, I'm not sure that's exactly how you're supposed to wear that.
Or if you're in Venezuela right now, this is your shopping options. Thank socialism!
If you're on this guys friends list, delete him IMMEDIATELY!
The walk of shame, when you're a pizza