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When your breath stinks and your cat wants to let you know no kisses are welcome
Wonder where she saves her files.
When I wake up in the morning.
When all else fails, read the directions...
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
How to trick people desperate to prove they have money....
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.
This happened so many times they had to make a sign.
When you forget your girl is still on your shoulders...