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It's okay, I think I'll just walk home today
It's the little things that count
Sometimes the path less traveled has a reason it's not being traveled
When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
When it's 100° outside in the AC stops working
Mom was like "I'm taking this photo, it's so fitting"
When he's not out stealing picnic baskets, Yogi is jazzing it up in the streets
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated