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She'll work her way into the display case.
When you tell her it won't fit... But she says keep trying.
Maybe now she'll pay attention to me instead of getting sh*tfaced and eating chocolate...
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
She she says you gotta get out NOW. But beer and bikes are life!
When she says she has to go away for a while, but you're horny AF.
She'll slap the happy into him
I think she may want to see you after class...