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Maybe now she'll pay attention to me instead of getting sh*tfaced and eating chocolate...
Plot Twist: She thinks it's the guy who keeps looking at her at work, so she bangs him in the bathroom.
She'll slap the happy into him
I don't think she understands how handcarts work
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
Gotta see if she'll be home alone tonight
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
If she's hot enough to I'll start growing my own agave plants
In 15 years she'll be doing the same thing for her cheating boyfriend