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When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
When she's fed up with you asking for her to cook something
Take advantage of the nice weather they said, go vacation in a flood range they said
This is what happens when car salesman get fed up with hobos
Symbolic of When you start cracking jokes with a bunch of since people around
When the wife says if you build that shelf you've been talking about you'll get some
Just when you think you're off to a good start with a girl
Apple died with Jobs, now they're just putting out crap
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