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When your Dr's office seems like a leather chair audition.
I'll never forget you.... and when you ate my bone. You lying bitch!
when you got a woody
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
I wonder if and when they are hiring?
Did you know Connor McGregor also sings?
When your breath stinks and your cat wants to let you know no kisses are welcome