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When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
I wonder if and when they are hiring?
When your breath stinks and your cat wants to let you know no kisses are welcome
When I wake up in the morning.
When all else fails, read the directions...
When you realize a big girl fetish suddenly isn't worth the hassle.
When you got a new outfit you gotta show off, but the weather doesn't match.