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The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
Here let me hold them for you
They'll start growing new carrots and that'll traumatize her for life.
And if you're deaf, I'll just look like I'm really surprised for a very long time
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
If you water them properly, they grow without complaints and wanting to have pre-marital sex.
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
I deer you to tell them to leave
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed