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When you watch Moana too many times.
Sometimes you just don't realize until after a few steps.
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
When you always see the best in people.
And if you look closely you'll see a booty.
This is why you never eat wild mushrooms
You guys go ahead, I'll just stay here and make sure this bridge doesn't break
I think she may want to see you after class...
Just walk away quickly, you'll live.