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You guys go ahead, I'll just stay here and make sure this bridge doesn't break
Just walk away quickly, you'll live.
"I'll give you something to cry about"
When you tell her to write down all the things that you do that irritate her, and you promised you'll change them.
And if you're deaf, I'll just look like I'm really surprised for a very long time
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
I'll take a look
NeverGoFullDerp
