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"Girl, Give me your number. I don't care if you have a man"
Sir, why do you have to send it through inflated?
When she says make sure you don't mess anything up and we can have sex later
When you give the company your 2 weeks notice
How dark do you like your coffee?
Now stop asking, mom!
When she says if you fix my shower we can have sex
You're welcome, mom
When your breath stinks and your cat wants to let you know no kisses are welcome